Comments on: We’re STD-Free! http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/ Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:16:40 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: The Wedding Times » We’re STD-Free! http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-492 The Wedding Times » We’re STD-Free! Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:00:47 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-492 [...] You have no idea how hard it’s been not to make incessant save-the-date/STD references. Really. Maturity is not my strongest suit. But I think I get one freebie: Brian and I are officially free of STDs! Yay! OK, I’m done now. It may not sound like much, but getting those darn things off in the mail was a major accomplishment. I actually sobbed like Chris Crocker over envelopes last week. Twice. All right, it wasn’t just over envelopes (I had a generally rough week), but still. Here’s a lit Source: http://no-dowry.com/?p=75 [...] [...] You have no idea how hard it’s been not to make incessant save-the-date/STD references. Really. Maturity is not my strongest suit. But I think I get one freebie: Brian and I are officially free of STDs! Yay! OK, I’m done now. It may not sound like much, but getting those darn things off in the mail was a major accomplishment. I actually sobbed like Chris Crocker over envelopes last week. Twice. All right, it wasn’t just over envelopes (I had a generally rough week), but still. Here’s a lit Source: http://no-dowry.com/?p=75 [...]

]]> By: mimi http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-491 mimi Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:19:18 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-491 Yay hooray theys done. Yay hooray theys done.

]]> By: Melia http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-490 Melia Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:13:48 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-490 Oh God you're making me want to watch Kissing Jessica Stein again! I love the part where she gets all those brochures on lesbianism and probably highlights and underlines, too... This is so me right now: Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy? Jessica: Nothing. I'm not. Congrats on sharing your STDs with your closest friends and family! Oh God you’re making me want to watch Kissing Jessica Stein again! I love the part where she gets all those brochures on lesbianism and probably highlights and underlines, too…

This is so me right now:

Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?

Jessica: Nothing. I’m not.

Congrats on sharing your STDs with your closest friends and family!

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-489 Ide Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:25:13 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-489 It's good that you chose Jessica Stein, as I have never freaked out over STDs. Although similar things happpened to me at the paper...There's nothing like finding an "I looked at that 500 times and never saw it" typo 3,500 papers into the run. It’s good that you chose Jessica Stein, as I have never freaked out over STDs. Although similar things happpened to me at the paper…There’s nothing like finding an “I looked at that 500 times and never saw it” typo 3,500 papers into the run.

]]> By: Gillian http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-488 Gillian Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:04:45 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-488 Oh, and please come down here, both of you! That cold crap will not stand. After four months of misery, it's actually freaking beautiful here. Oh, and please come down here, both of you! That cold crap will not stand. After four months of misery, it’s actually freaking beautiful here.

]]> By: Gillian http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-487 Gillian Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:31:15 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-487 Haha, I was debating between saying "Jessica Stein," "Katie Ide" or "Melia." God, I love that movie. I feel like her quite a lot these days. That scene where she can't do yoga because she can't sit still and breathe that long... Oh yeah, and by the way, jackass at the gas station, I'm not white! Well, not completely. I didn't feel like pointing out the fine flaws in his argument, though. I was at the gas station on Claiborne right by the Superdome. Shoulda known better... Haha, I was debating between saying “Jessica Stein,” “Katie Ide” or “Melia.” God, I love that movie. I feel like her quite a lot these days. That scene where she can’t do yoga because she can’t sit still and breathe that long…

Oh yeah, and by the way, jackass at the gas station, I’m not white! Well, not completely. I didn’t feel like pointing out the fine flaws in his argument, though. I was at the gas station on Claiborne right by the Superdome. Shoulda known better…

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-486 Ide Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:23:56 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-486 I second Nicole on the Jessica Stein reference. Your post totally brought this quote to mind: Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this? Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist. Helen: Why not? Jessica: Because it's private. I second Nicole on the Jessica Stein reference. Your post totally brought this quote to mind:

Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this?
Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist.
Helen: Why not?
Jessica: Because it’s private.

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-485 Ide Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:17:55 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-485 Dude. Do I need to come down there? No, really, I will. It's about 20 degrees in my apartment right now. Whose idea was it to move to Chicago, anyway? Eat a sammich, drink some coffee and the next time someone offers you a spot in a rap video, inform him that your booty is actually half Chinese. That'll really blow his mind. Or at least give you time to escape while he's mulling it over. (Out of curiosity, did you stop at that Shell station on Magazine? Because that exact same thing happened to me the last time I was in Nola. No joke.) Dude. Do I need to come down there? No, really, I will. It’s about 20 degrees in my apartment right now. Whose idea was it to move to Chicago, anyway?

Eat a sammich, drink some coffee and the next time someone offers you a spot in a rap video, inform him that your booty is actually half Chinese. That’ll really blow his mind. Or at least give you time to escape while he’s mulling it over.

(Out of curiosity, did you stop at that Shell station on Magazine? Because that exact same thing happened to me the last time I was in Nola. No joke.)

]]> By: Nicole http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-484 Nicole Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:13:25 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-484 Oh. P.S. I heart the Jessica Stein reference and would probably have her baby if she asked me. Oh. P.S. I heart the Jessica Stein reference and would probably have her baby if she asked me.

]]> By: Nicole http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/10/were-std-free/comment-page-1/#comment-483 Nicole Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:56:51 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/?p=75#comment-483 Baby, your STD is the hottest STD and I was so happy to catch it. You hang in there, woman. Baby, your STD is the hottest STD and I was so happy to catch it. You hang in there, woman.

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