Comments on: Pre-Cana: Lesson 1 Follow-up http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/ Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:16:40 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Grant http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-553 Grant Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:25:02 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-553 Hmm, it seems like a few things were left out: - God wanted Woman's hollow receptacle of a body to remain un-hollow for as much time as possible. This is why Man is perpetually hornier than Woman. - Man was forged in the fire of God's crucible. This is why he will sleep fine but Woman will always have freezing feet at night. For Christ's sake (literally). - Men are laborers - they have better things to do than worry about the status of the toilet seat. - Would it kill Woman to surprise Man with a cake from time to time? Man has a Sweet Tooth. Hmm, it seems like a few things were left out:

- God wanted Woman’s hollow receptacle of a body to remain un-hollow for as much time as possible. This is why Man is perpetually hornier than Woman.

- Man was forged in the fire of God’s crucible. This is why he will sleep fine but Woman will always have freezing feet at night. For Christ’s sake (literally).

- Men are laborers – they have better things to do than worry about the status of the toilet seat.

- Would it kill Woman to surprise Man with a cake from time to time? Man has a Sweet Tooth.

]]> By: Meg http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-548 Meg Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:47:06 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-548 I wish I could be "a lot in the doing" instead of a "guardian of purity". It sounds like a lot more fun. The possibilities are dizzying. I wish I could be “a lot in the doing” instead of a “guardian of purity”. It sounds like a lot more fun. The possibilities are dizzying.

]]> By: Brian http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-551 Brian Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:28:25 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-551 that's right, "who like wearing pants" you may have thought that was a typo, but no. That's the kind of stuff you need to be prepared for once we're married Gill. that’s right, “who like wearing pants” you may have thought that was a typo, but no. That’s the kind of stuff you need to be prepared for once we’re married Gill.

]]> By: Brian http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-552 Brian Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:08:46 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-552 i mean who like wearing pants at all? I sure don't. Boxers only...if that. i mean who like wearing pants at all? I sure don’t. Boxers only…if that.

]]> By: Melia http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-549 Melia Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:34:56 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-549 I didn't know that women who "wear the pants" in a relationship were leading man away from God! How irresponsible to lead all humanity to death! Receptacle of the Devil!! I didn’t know that women who “wear the pants” in a relationship were leading man away from God! How irresponsible to lead all humanity to death! Receptacle of the Devil!!

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2008/12/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/comment-page-1/#comment-550 Ide Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:11:12 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2008/12/15/pre-cana-lesson-1-follow-up/#comment-550 So, how does it feel to be the Guardian of Purity? God, you're so hollow inside. Just do me a favor and don't let Brian go naming your kids Mowgli or Jesus 2. Auntie Ide won't have it. P.S. I'm sure these people are very nice, but they need some serious lessons in Appropriate Capitalization. So, how does it feel to be the Guardian of Purity? God, you’re so hollow inside.

Just do me a favor and don’t let Brian go naming your kids Mowgli or Jesus 2. Auntie Ide won’t have it.

P.S. I’m sure these people are very nice, but they need some serious lessons in Appropriate Capitalization.

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