Comments on: A New Chapter http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/ Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:44:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Gilliebean http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-632 Gilliebean Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:30:59 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-632 Ide, you had me at "tour de crack biscuit." Kerri, you would never slap cute little Malaysian ladies. It would be like hurting Little Linda...awww. So when do you and Shane get here? Lauren, I'm saving up my $1 bills for you fine ladies! Woot! Ide, you had me at “tour de crack biscuit.”

Kerri, you would never slap cute little Malaysian ladies. It would be like hurting Little Linda…awww. So when do you and Shane get here?

Lauren, I’m saving up my $1 bills for you fine ladies! Woot!

]]> By: lauren http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-631 lauren Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:59:14 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-631 Okay, your A-P-T is F-U-N. Aren't you just so looking forward to the poll dances Angie and I will be doing on the front porch? Or would that not be in the line of 'making our landlord happy?' As long as she's not a next door neighbor, right? Hawaiiiiiii Okay, your A-P-T is F-U-N. Aren’t you just so looking forward to the poll dances Angie and I will be doing on the front porch? Or would that not be in the line of ‘making our landlord happy?’ As long as she’s not a next door neighbor, right?

Hawaiiiiiii

]]> By: Kerri http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-618 Kerri Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:29:57 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-618 Don't forget about friends reading your blog from overseas! We know how to slap bitches over here in Malaysia...although I probably wouldn't because they're really nice, and slapping bitches has to come at appropriate times. All ladies know that. Your place looks fabulous, by the way! I'm so glad you're keeping up with the blog! ~Kerri Oh yeah, and you can count me in on the happa world domination plan :) Don’t forget about friends reading your blog from overseas! We know how to slap bitches over here in Malaysia…although I probably wouldn’t because they’re really nice, and slapping bitches has to come at appropriate times. All ladies know that.

Your place looks fabulous, by the way! I’m so glad you’re keeping up with the blog!

~Kerri

Oh yeah, and you can count me in on the happa world domination plan :)

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-629 Ide Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:47:16 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-629 Gill, Our love is more like a straight line than a triangle. Unless Ann Hermes is there, too. Maybe we could do the tour de crack biscuit...in Chicago and in Hawaii. We'll have the finale in New Orleans, naturally. Snuggles, Ide Brian, Your wife is correct. I can still slap a bitch. Except one who can show me how to properly knead bread dough. I really need that bitch's advice. Cordially, Ide Gill,

Our love is more like a straight line than a triangle. Unless Ann Hermes is there, too.

Maybe we could do the tour de crack biscuit…in Chicago and in Hawaii. We’ll have the finale in New Orleans, naturally.

Snuggles,
Ide

Brian,

Your wife is correct. I can still slap a bitch. Except one who can show me how to properly knead bread dough. I really need that bitch’s advice.

Cordially,
Ide

]]> By: Gillian http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-619 Gillian Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:34:23 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-619 Shannon, all friends are welcome... particularly friends who will one day continue the hapa hybrid takeover of the world. Ide, I always knew our love triangle would continue even after we both moved away from NOLA! You can stay through the winter, and we can make crack biscuits and cakes to soothe any hurt feelings the boys may have from being neglected. Lynnie, we'll definitely have to hang out when you come home! I'll scout out Kailua hot spots, but you may have to teach me pidgin. I may look local, but I can't pass when I speak :) Brian, don't think because we're all into cooking and playing house that we aren't still capable of slapping anyone. Remember the Katie Ide motto? "Slap a bitch and drink some more wine." Mel, it's only acceptable if you're breeding purse dogs to give to Darren. Shannon, all friends are welcome… particularly friends who will one day continue the hapa hybrid takeover of the world.

Ide, I always knew our love triangle would continue even after we both moved away from NOLA! You can stay through the winter, and we can make crack biscuits and cakes to soothe any hurt feelings the boys may have from being neglected.

Lynnie, we’ll definitely have to hang out when you come home! I’ll scout out Kailua hot spots, but you may have to teach me pidgin. I may look local, but I can’t pass when I speak :)

Brian, don’t think because we’re all into cooking and playing house that we aren’t still capable of slapping anyone. Remember the Katie Ide motto? “Slap a bitch and drink some more wine.”

Mel, it’s only acceptable if you’re breeding purse dogs to give to Darren.

]]> By: Melia http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-630 Melia Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:45:17 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-630 Brian, don't ever let anyone call you an "obtuse" angle, or make fun of you for sucking your thumb. You mean squatting in your apartment isn't allowed? I was thinking about taking up dog breeding, and I had hoped to stay with you while the business was getting started. Is that a no? Brian, don’t ever let anyone call you an “obtuse” angle, or make fun of you for sucking your thumb.

You mean squatting in your apartment isn’t allowed? I was thinking about taking up dog breeding, and I had hoped to stay with you while the business was getting started. Is that a no?

]]> By: Brian http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-628 Brian Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:24:21 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-628 That's right, I said angle. That’s right, I said angle.

]]> By: Brian http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-627 Brian Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:23:03 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-627 Let me just say I never suspected the trifecta of domestic women would be comprised of Gill, Katie Ide and Parisa. Honestly, if you told me that any one of those three would considered "domestic" five years ago, I would have laughed in your face, and they would have slapped you. While we're inviting everyone out here Gill, maybe we should establish some ground rules. Maybe like "Visits lasting more than X number of days requires the visitor to be included in the cooking/dishes rotation" otherwise stay as long as you like. Melia, angle on a bed of clouds is me to a T. I also look like I'm sucking my thumb, which was not the case. Oh and that aluminum-lined planter box is going to be awesome. Let me just say I never suspected the trifecta of domestic women would be comprised of Gill, Katie Ide and Parisa. Honestly, if you told me that any one of those three would considered “domestic” five years ago, I would have laughed in your face, and they would have slapped you.

While we’re inviting everyone out here Gill, maybe we should establish some ground rules. Maybe like “Visits lasting more than X number of days requires the visitor to be included in the cooking/dishes rotation” otherwise stay as long as you like.

Melia, angle on a bed of clouds is me to a T. I also look like I’m sucking my thumb, which was not the case.

Oh and that aluminum-lined planter box is going to be awesome.

]]> By: lynnie http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-626 lynnie Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:19:12 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-626 Cousin, I will be making a trip home... though it might be Christmas at this point. :) You'll have to introduce me to all the Kailua joints (I'm more of a Central Oahu girl, not Windward side). Also please learn how to speak pidgin. :) Cousin, I will be making a trip home… though it might be Christmas at this point. :) You’ll have to introduce me to all the Kailua joints (I’m more of a Central Oahu girl, not Windward side).

Also please learn how to speak pidgin. :)

]]> By: Ide http://www.no-dowry.com/2009/03/a-new-chapter/comment-page-1/#comment-622 Ide Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:56:31 +0000 http://no-dowry.com/2009/03/09/a-new-chapter/#comment-622 Yeah, I guess living in Hawaii will be OK. On a related note, have you told Brian that I'm moving in yet? I figure I'll arrive when freeze-your-ass-off season hits here in Chicago (around November) and stay until the little birdies start chirping again in the Midwest. (I'm told that'll happen any day now. Definitely by June.) If that's not OK (and I don't know why it wouldn't be), please note that I've already reserved all of Josh's credit card points for two tickets to Hawaii. He's been saving them up for some unrelated manly purchase since he was 19, so I think we should have enough. P.S. I baked whole-wheat bread from scratch yesterday, so I think I still have you beat in the domesticity department. I really wish I didn't. Yeah, I guess living in Hawaii will be OK. On a related note, have you told Brian that I’m moving in yet? I figure I’ll arrive when freeze-your-ass-off season hits here in Chicago (around November) and stay until the little birdies start chirping again in the Midwest. (I’m told that’ll happen any day now. Definitely by June.)
If that’s not OK (and I don’t know why it wouldn’t be), please note that I’ve already reserved all of Josh’s credit card points for two tickets to Hawaii. He’s been saving them up for some unrelated manly purchase since he was 19, so I think we should have enough.
P.S. I baked whole-wheat bread from scratch yesterday, so I think I still have you beat in the domesticity department. I really wish I didn’t.

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